Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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