Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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