i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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