making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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