The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Can I color on your dick again?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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