it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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