So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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