i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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