weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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