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you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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