Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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