What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I want to be your penis for a week.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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