its not stalking. its research.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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