I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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