I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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