i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I would fuck him just for his dog
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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