And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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