Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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