Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
