Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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