Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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