I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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