at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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