butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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