Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
...so i touched it.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just gift wrapped bread.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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