I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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