Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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