I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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