the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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