Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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