He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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