Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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