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(828): View more from North Carolina

he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.

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(567): View more from Ohio

i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand

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(973): View more from New Jersey

They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night

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(925): View more from California

are you still alive?

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no.

(925): View more from California

i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone

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