what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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