based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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