# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
she told me i tasted like america
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
