i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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