Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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