At least make sure they are 18
Why
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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