I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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