how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
i think my cat just said my name.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
