I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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