So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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