I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
