OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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