People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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