Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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