Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
