Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(425): View more from Washington

This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this

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(908): View more from New Jersey

was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"

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(217): View more from Illinois

i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good

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