So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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